please re-blog so we can find him
it dosent matter if it will ruin your blog, or dosent go with your theme. we need to get him home safe
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please re-blog so we can find him
it dosent matter if it will ruin your blog, or dosent go with your theme. we need to get him home safe
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Kristen Wiig’s impersonation of Tan Mom is the only bit from last night’s SNL that I’ve seen, but it’s all I really need.
| Girl: | I'm having heart surgery today. |
|---|---|
| Boy: | I know. |
| Girl: | I love you! |
| Boy: | I love you more! |
| *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.* | |
| Girl: | Where is he? |
| Dad: | Don't you know who gave you the heart? |
| Girl: | (Starts crying) |
| Dad: | Im just kidding he went to the bathroom. |
this is my piercer, dave. he peirced 4 wrist dermals, and used magnets as the jewelry, to create this brilliant thing, he calls, the iDermal. please share this. c: he needs to get noticed.
Dave Hurban is a fucking boss. my sister went to high school with him. c:
That’s fukn awesome
ain’t no party like a reno 911 party,
LMFAOO guy in the backkk

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i call these letters the danger zone because if youre not careful you could hit send halfway thru the message
All the time ! And my sentences always end in p :(
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